My ultraman kepala tajam

Assalamualaikum wbt,

some random conversation with Muaz that i would like to trasure..

Conversation 1

Abah: Muaz! Jangan main dalam bilik tu, mama nak tidokan baby!
Muaz: ni bukan Muaz, ni Ultraman kepala tajam la..
Abah: Ultraman kepala Tajam! Jangan main dalam bilik tu, mama nak tidokan baby!
Muaz: ok

currently, we need to call him "ultraman kepala tajam", then only he will response. sabo je la

Conversation 2

I was BFing Iffah lying on the bed. Muaz and Nadrah were playing lompat2 and then Muaz jatuh terhantuk kepala with me.

Mama: Astaghfirullahala'zim, sakit kepala mama!
Muaz: Astaghfirullah, sakit kepala Ultraman!

*tak jadi nak marah

Conversation 3

In the car, I was talking to iffah

Mama: Iffah dah besar nanti nak jadi apa? Nak jadi Paediatrician? Gabenor bank negara?

tiba2 ade org myampuk dari belakang

Muaz: nak jadi gemuk.

Pasrah je la Iffah ye.